Coffee & humor

I know we all need our caffeine, but make sure you're not getting too much. Too much caffeine (i.e. more than four small cups of coffee) can lead to high blood pressure, an increased heart rate, and more stress (and who needs that?)

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A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.”

“Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”