(Dis)Advantages of being an Indian

Just a few I could figure out

1. Pakistan is your neighbour
2. Bomb blasts are common. Well because as mentioned in point 1, Pakistan is your neighbour
3. Terror attacks can happen, again, as mentioned in point 1
4. Kashmir issue remains eternal headache. You are right, refer point 1
5. A mockery named Election takes place every few years
6. You are governed by your (goverment) servants
7. Police is available, at a price !!
8. Laws are there, & so are outlaws :)
9. You get water from municipality, few hours a day, which you can drink, only after filtering through Aqua-Guard
10. You get electricity 40-80% of the month, but you get billed for full
11. You have news channels more concerned about celebrities' diet-charts than citizen's woes
12. There is only one traffic rule : No rule
13. There is one more traffic rule : The ownership of the road is directly proportional to the cost of the vehicle being driven
14. The largest rail network makes sure the train reaches on time. Hey, don't bother about the date
15. Air India is as much proud of its aircrafts, as you are for Air India
16. Roads are there, sometimes in between potholes
17. Meters never work in Auto rickshaw & the auto-drivers are oblivious to other traffic elements
18. If you have always been an atheist, an auto ride can make you believe in God
19. Begging is fashion & Temples, Mosques are fashion hubs
20. All bills are submitted on the last day