Jokes..

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
what had happened in the past.

Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher : Why?

Student : There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher : You don't know maths.

Ted : You don't know my father!

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Mother : David, come here.

David : Yes, mum?

Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you now.

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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father : So?

Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were

watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of

breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her
father.

Daughter : It's mummy!

Father : How do you know?

Daughter : She didn't say anything.


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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!


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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!

Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: ' Where were u born ? '

Student: ' Singapore, Sir. '

Teacher: ' Which part ? '

Student: ' All of me, Sir .'

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.

'What did u get?' asked his father.

'My marks are under water,' said the boy.

'What do u mean 'under water'?'

'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'